The following story is entirely true.
So there i was.. finishing up a game of Fifa with Jamie. I decided i had to go to my dads, so i turned the xbox of and looked towards my clock. Alas, the time was 30 minutes before i needed to go to my dads house, so i decided to turn the xbox back on.
And that's when it got me..
That's when it hit me..
The three red lights of hell. The force of the moment crushed down onto me like a thousand tons of weight. My life flashed before my eyes -
Born.
Got Xbox 360.
Joined ZTO.
Xbox 360 got RROD.
Had to wait 2 months for repairs, resulting in my leave of ZTO and eventual suicide.
Tears began to swell up inside of me, my heart literally ripping out of my chest. But then.. something came to me.. and i remembered.. i remembered.. I'M RICH.
So i pop'd down to my Local game store and bought an Xbox 360 Arcade.
HAHAHAHAHHA.
Now i have a fresh new console, 5 new arcade games, fresh power adaptor (Old one was half broken), and once the other's fixed i'll probably be able to sell it. And what makes it even better is that when you start up the console and it goes through that whole initial set up - i never realised that i've been still running games, even though in HD mode, on a 480p setting. I set it all up to 1080p and now i'm cruising the waves to ultimate gaming!
PRAISE JEBUS, I'LL SEE YOU ON THE XBOX LIVE!
