Zetzio is currently seeking a professional Seaking (fuck yeah!). Applicants must look as if they’re constantly pissed off and have a tendency to destroy anything at will. Those with an American accent will take priority as the term “Fuck yeah, Seaking!” sounds much better when said by a yank. It is encouraged to tie a horn to your head during the interview process, and knowing how to swim is a plus.
May 2nd, 2008
7:09 am
I do belive you are a tad bonkers boss :P
May 6th, 2008
10:13 am
I blame the booze.
May 25th, 2008
7:28 pm
Nutters
May 26th, 2008
1:25 pm
FUCK YEAH SEAKING
May 27th, 2008
7:40 pm
I thought I told you to STAY IN THE KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 1st, 2008
2:08 pm
Mum! Get in the Kitchen and make me a SAMMICH….bitch
July 17th, 2008
1:48 pm
Pretending to be your own mother. Fail.
July 29th, 2008
1:58 pm
Lol
who actually posted as my mum?
August 15th, 2008
2:51 pm
I did.
September 29th, 2008
4:49 pm
Ah right ok mum, what are you doing on the internet?
October 12th, 2008
4:44 pm
Fail.